miss low (smps)
miss kwok (hpps)
mr kho (bmss)
mrs sim (smps)
mrs myprimary4formteacher (smps)
mr lim (bmss)
mdm prema (bmss)
mrs szetoh (smss)
mrs goh (smss)
miss tan (smps)
mrs ng (bmss)
dr ong (bmss)
miss siti (smss)

everyone, say CHEERS to all the fantasticlovely teachers mentioned above. :)
these are those that kinda made a difference in my life. in a good way. :)
really hate to say this, as you can see.. i had one of my best years in bmss. smss was shit. the people i got to know there are fantastic people. people that i am very thankful to have in my life still. but some of the teachers, gosh. dont even get me started.... knn. you got hear before HER form class students skip IT class and come over to our class to slack. guess who gets punished? US!!! we had to stay back and stand in the sun. KNN!!!! where got such logic. *@&$*(@$. dont even get me started on how they blatantly asked me for donations after i got into trouble. oh, yes and how i had to give a certain amount of $$$ if i wanted to stay on in school. FUCK!

happy teachers day to those above. thank you for making a difference. thank you for teaching me more than whats required in the textbook.

kai is becoming such a vain 4 year old girl.
on tuesday, she refused to take a nap because she said it will mess her hair up. (my mom tied 2 plaits for her) so my mom had to PROMISE my 4 year old niece that she will be able to tie her hair again after her nap.

kai had 3 mosquito bites on her face last week.
she said this to her mommy..
"mommy, why mosquito bite my face. later got mark how?"

VAINPOT!!!!!

Some people make things happen, some watch things happen, while others wonder what has happened

I DONT SEE WHY THE CN* OFFICERS HAVE TO GET ON THE INTERNET, KNOW SOME RANDOM GAY STRANGER... TEMPT HIM WITH SEX AND THEN LURE HIM OUT, THEN ARREST HIM COS HE HAS DRUGS ON HIM..........................

AND ON TOP OF THAT, TOTALLY SHAME THE GUY AND HIS FAMILY BY MAKING A BIG HOOHAA ABOUT IT. THAT THEY'RE EX TEACHERS, DOCTORS AND ALL. YES, SO THEY'RE PEOPLE WITH GOOD JOBS, WHO HAPPEN TO BE QUEER ANDDDD SOMETIMES ABUSE SUBSTANCES......... BUT FUCK LAH, CUT THEM SOME SLACK OK. THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL SG THAT OH GAY PEOPLE TAKE DRUGS AND THEN HAVE SEX.... YOU THINK STRAIGHT PEOPLE DONT TAKE DRUGS?

AGH, THIS IS RUBBISH. I DONT EVEN WANT TO START ON WHY IM SO IRRITATED BY THIS WHOLE 'ISSUE'.... ESP AFTER THE EXTEACHER CAUGHT FOR DRUGS..

i am so excited!

ive got another friend whos gonna work damn near me! say yayy to lunchtimepeople, say yayy to afterworkdrinks!
YAY!!

i met someone today.
who has the same name as you.
what are the chances, i mean how COMMON is your name?

wow, how long its been.
time flies!
i wonder how you've been. im sure you're doing great cos you're a person with lotsa drive & determination. :)

becos of my screwed up sleeping hours over the weekend (sleeping in the morning, waking up after dinner time) i am infront of the com at freaking 1am.......... WHY AM I ONLINE!!! IM SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING!

my hair is getting too long (again!) even after i trimmed it like 3 weeks ago. okie, i didnt trim it myself. my cousin did.

i have the funniest, most 'sinkaporian' video in my phone. in all different dialects. its frigging hilarious!!! i'll show it to you the next time i see you, whoever you are! and after you've watched it.. say thank you to the other D. today the doubleDs met. our name starts with D. so does our siblings. we have 2 daphnes, 1 denise, 1 darryl, 1 daisy, 1 danny and 1 david. D is the way to go. yes, even with your braCup. haha.

i just realised something superduperuberduper stupid. tash's chinese name is WONG LING. kai's chinese name is WONG LI ANN. my broinlaw wanted to name tash WONG LI LIN cos he thought (still thinks) shes damn hot. but my sis thought that was superduper stupid. so we had WONG LING. next thing i know, my other niece is called WONG LI ANN. wahlao. almost the same.. cheater! haha.

ANYWAY, last friday..... nanny showed me a note she found in tash's school bag. a classmate of hers wrote her a very mean note... okay, so the story goes..... remember how in pri (and sec) school we have duties to do? like the whole roster thingy? like oh team A must sweep the floor every monday and tuesday kinda thing????? AND SO APPARENTLY LAST WEEK, 3 girls (tash, kai xin & natalie) were supposed to sweep the floor during their recess time. kai xin apparently said she went to the toilet. and never came back. natalie stood at the side and asked tash to sweep the entire classroom just because shes the freaking leader of the chinese group or some shit like that........ so my poor niece swept the entire class by herself ok. she doesnt even keep her own toys at home!!!! and my very smart niece actually told her form teacher (yes i know, very bitchy. but CORRECT WHAT!!!) and that FREAKING kaixin wrote tash a really nasty note.

i felt so angry for tash, i wanted to call a 7yearold kaixin to scold her. wahlao, in the wrong still dare to be so nasty..... but being the mature & thoughtful 19 year old aunty.... i didnt lah!! but still very angry for tash.. how dare you bully my niece!!! only IIIIIIII can bully her!

and at the end of the note, kaixin dare to write... "if you tell miss ang the naughty things we do again, i will tell your mommy you always write your HUANG wrongly"............ HELLO KAIXIN, SO WHAT IF MY NIECE WRITES HER FREAKING CHINESE SURENAME WRONGLY...... YOU BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not like anyone really cares whats happening in CHIJbukittimah, but owell......... i like what! and im bored. sleepy. but i cannot sleep.

this sucks!

wake up.
wake up.

you bummer.

reconstruction.
alcohollywood, closed for good.

sorry.

about 3 sundays ago, i took 970 from the interchange to hollandvee. guess what happened? a tree fell infront of the bus. which means.... cannot move!! got cars behind... stuck for like almost 15 minutes. i was so bored i got off the bus and walked allllll the way to the mainroad.

last sunday, on my way to greatworld, guess what happened???? the bus75 broke down!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haywire jo!!! have to get off the bus. weather was SO hot i ended up taking a cab. ccb!!! somemore i watied for the bus at the interchange for almost 20 minutes!!

wednesday, on my way home from work. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED????? bus700 BROKE DOWN IN ORCHARD ROAD!!!!!!!! WINNER LOR!!!!!!!!

i am the bus jinx. BOOM!

my sis had a farewell party to attend, and my brother in law had some golf thingy to attend after work. which means... i had to take publictransport from my office to my sister's place! damn far. took me about an hour and a half... almost died!!

anyway, i went over to help tash out with her homework.
which resulted in me quarreling with a barely 7 year old girl.
she's seriously such a brat when my sister isnt around. or rather both the girls are. both bullying my mother, their grandmother! very naughty!!

i quarreled with kai too. she was being a total grouch cos she didnt take a nap in the afternoon. and i have no idea what stjoseph is teaching her becos all i did was "hey baby, why so grouchy?" and you know what that barely 4 year old girl shouted at me???? "DONT TALK TO ME.. I ASK MY FRIEND SHOOT YOU"........ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! apparently she said her friend in school (this very naughty boy who once lifted up her skirt and ALMOST cut her hair) said this to the TEACHER!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!

but in the end after awhile, things were merry and they became friends with me again. HAHAHA.

i have brats for nieces. grrr!!!!!

me: kai, i bought that for you ok. cant you share?
kai: no.. its mine.
me: fine, next time i wont waste money and buy puzzles for you anymore.
kai: then you spend on yourself lah.
tash: what lah lah lah, is that english? can you speak proper english??

they did the a-go-go...

Lim(s), Teo and Seet.

pre-Z.

xoxo, bignehneh(s) & bahbah

isnt quitto the most gorgeous 10yearold girl you've ever seen??
she says things like, 'thank you for having us over' and 'pleasure to meet you'
shes damnnn polite and pretty!!

ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything.......

last thursday at my sister's place i saw 2 packets of meiji chocolate biscuits.

daph: girls, can i have a packet.. u 2 share the other one?
kyra: NO!
tash: but porpor buy for us.....
daph: mommy, why i dont have?
mom: laughing.
kyra: porpor never buy for you!! laughing.

on saturday, i woke up to 2 packets of meijialmondchocsticks & 2 packets of my fav potatochips. :):) my mommy is the nicest! (minus the fact that she called me fat)

steamboat!! (again!) but this time in the comfort of cat's house!

ate so much. i am fattybombombombombombahbahbah.

I GOT CONNED BY THE TAXI UNCLE.
wai and i shared a cab. so from kimseng to ghimmoh is about $6.
and usually when i take a cab to church from my place going thru bukittimah, its about $7. which means, if the uncle actually went thru the usual route that i always go by, the max for my cab fare would only be about $12. but no..... he went through AYE, PIE and then BKE.... i got cheated big time!! it was freaking $16.50 when i reached home....

not only that, i had to endure the uncle telling me about heavenlyTAO. about heaven, buddha, TAO, karma blahblahblahblah. i mean no offence to the followers of that 'religion/prayergroup'.................. but yah it was scary ok. all i said throughout the entire ride was UM AH OH. (the inotstupid2 way)

wahlao eh!!

i am fat.
i need to join the taf club.

i am fat. :( :(


xoxoxoxoxox,
fattybombombom

ive been up for the past 24 hours!
fell asleep for about 5 mins just now while watching CLICK.

and the thing is, i am so awake now!! im gonna go read the papers and try to slp!

go watch CLICK. family values.... good stuff. moral values!

i just got conned again!!!!

i got conned this morning to go to marinasouth after work.
whoa, i didnt know the steamboat there is so cheap.
only $12 per person. and got live prawns and crabs! (and wai's fav charsiew!!)
we cooked. we stinked. we came to ks to shower.

d: mommy? im not going home tonite k.
m: GOING DISCO AGAIN IS IT???

haha. you wanto go disco?? :p

i seriously suspect that they put drugs or weed into every bar of kinderbueno.

ive been eating so much, its not funny.

xoxo,
fattybombom

:( :( :(
no more lunchtimebuddy.
no more 5 mins smokebreak w barley.

WHY!!!!

my niece who is turning in 7 in november... actually BLUSHED because her boyfriend from kindergarten called her.

oh yes, the legendary JonahRyan. who told her that he likes her because shes kind, smart and she makes him laugh. AWWWWW.

so JR called when tash was having her tuition. nanny took down his phone number... and she called him after dinner.

tash: aunty daph, can you help me call him? *giggle*
daph: no!! he's your boyfriend.
tash: please!! i scared not he answer.... *blush blush*

daph: hello? can i speak to JR please?
JR's nanny: who is this speaking?
daph: i am natasha's aunty.. natasha wants to speak to him.
JR: hello tasha.. *giggle*
daph: nah, tash.. he's on the line.
tash: its him?? i scared!! *giggle*
daph: TAKE THE PHONE!!
tash: hello JR?? *giggle*

and then my 7 year old niece walks away with the cordless phone and enters her room.... SLAMS THE DOOR!!!!!

wahlao eh!!! 7 year old kids dating on the phone!!

please tell me that i am not the only one who cried while watching 'life story' on channel 5... yes, the abigailchay sex change story..... damn sad... very touching.. emoemoemo

sometimes, i really dont why i bother.

you know the waterspout that was spotted at sentosa over the weekend? i didnt really read about it when i saw the article on the papers. but this morning, i woke up at 4am becos i dreamt that singapore's train tracks got sucked or something. scary shit!! and i literally saw everything in the dream.

i was at my old place, looking out. and suddenly the train goes crazy. the tracks go crazy...

scary shit!

Your scent reminds me of pure Heaven but your soul is rotting in hell.

evaluate.
value.
worth.

i think i just spent the last 19 years screwing up.

i was talking to this friend the other day over lunch. he was telling me about his friend.

who is a guy.
a guy who thinks that he is a girl trapped in a man's body.
so he dresses up like a girl.
shaves his legs. does girly make up.
but still has a dick.
but... this guy who thinks that hes a girl trapped in a man's body..... doesnt like men!
this guy likes girls who likes girls.
meaning he likes lesbians.

but imagine this.
if you're the lesbian.
you like girls.
will you go out with someone who is actually a guy underneath it all?
not that i am saying its all about sex.
but...... if you're the lesbian girl, would you actually like someone who thinks that hes a girl trapped in a guy's body.

complicated sia.

kate moennig is how hot!! 10/10 girl!! if this ad is ever in singapore..... i will........... i dunno also. but ahh shes damn hot!!

edison chen is HOW cute....... 10/10 guy!!

they say the grass is always greener on the other side.

cheers partnerincrime!

cat was supposed to take a tourist-y photo. and tash jumped in. no worries, its not what you think it looks like. sick right? my niece eating cat. HAHAHAH!! and the only reason why my legs are wide open in that picture is becos kai was running away and i was trying to grab her and i wasnt ready. lol

you wanna go kung fu fighting?! hooi!! hooi!!

because i taught tash how to do -magic- with the lightsticks... diutiutiutiutiut

more boomboom

wahlao!! just woke up. had a nightmare. haywire jo!!
actually its not really a nightmare. i just dreamt of people that i havent seen for quite sometime. and they're people that i am not interested in seeing also. haywire!!

hello, its good friday! :)

okie, work was the usual. other than the fact that i met my nice ex collegues for lunch at amoy and for the 4th friday in a row, i ate the damnnice cheecheongfun! go try it. level one. somewhere in the middle. next to this stall called haiji that sells beehoon. the cheecheongfun store has some newspaper article thingy that they put around the stall.

(finally) went to cut my hair again after 2 months. now my hair looks exactly the way it was 2 months ago. very short! as in literally identical. maybe the back is alot shorter.

met rockee in town for desserts! actually we ended up having dinner and dessert @ 10plus.... walked around town.. went shopping!! (YAYYY! i bought my tiger sneaks! i am poseur!!! and i saved $14. yayy!) had coffee.. nice weather tonight. dont you think so? went over to rockee's place to see her very nice kitchen and (many) new bags! nicey!!

and guess who i bumped into while i was waiting for a cab?? "r T to the triple tTt yo!!" together with "z L to the triple LlL yo!!" and "j J to the triple jJj yo!!" HAHA. like what are the chances, on a super ulu road. i was about to flag for a cab and then suddenly some fella sticks his head outta a vintage volk's rooftop and shouts my chinese name. can die!!

so i somehow ended up at fongseng...... jJ's car is damn cute. its this vintage blue beetle!! rT's fart can make anyone die. i swear. its disgusting... I ALMOST GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY A BUS... as in seriously, we were standing by the roadside all having a smoke, then rT said something to irritate me. so i kicked him and as i did that.. i stood back after that. and suddenly he grabs my arm and i turn around and the bus drove past me @ god knows how many km/h. i was 2 inches away from the bus.... scary shit!! as i told the ah bengs, "wont die one lar, today i prayed ok." hahaha.

the 3 brave souls are probably at the riflerange dunno what route now walking i think. together with one huge torch, a car that doesnt start on demand and yah.. i was too chicken to follow.

boom boom boom. i want you in my room. we'll spend the night together. from now until forever. boom boom boom boom..... HAHA!!

i just woke up.
im an irresponsible 19 year old girl.
i skipped work today just becos i went clubbing last nite and came home at 6am.

my bad my bad. :(

last night at cat's place, we took sooooo many rubbish pictures with her new cam! dammit.. makes me feel like getting a new cam too! she has like allll the sony cameras. crazy nut. i think cats family got shares in sony but shes keeping it from us...

last night WHO was drunk at zouk?
WHO acted drunk?
WHO believed her?

it was a fun night! and no, i wasnt the one that was drunk. i was how how how sane!

the other day on the way home, i was having this conversation with m&e on dating ___ people.

their conclusion, this little girl is damn cynical.

cynical meh???!!!

i just got conned to go to zouk on a wednesday! (again!!)

caught the fireworks today!! very pretty!! took pictures! will upload it soon! heh. went to the 40th storey @ millenia towers to view the fireworks! damn funny, you can literally see the jam from ecp... to the aye.... haywire jO!!!

i bought tash an adidasoriginal purse for school. damn cute! its round and pink! got it as an encouragement gift since shes been scoring full marks for her ting xie and spelling since school started this year!

holland with partnerincrime. for about 5 hours! haha.
galloping @ the bus stop.
being in a dilemma.
cheers to icemountain.
conversationsconversations.
:)

so as to make up for me not going out at all the entire weekend (friday isnt counted!)....... i went out after work today! haha, cheap thrill.

i met cl and e in town. within 2 hours, my dear friend bought not one, not two... but FIVE pairs of shoes!! winner lor!! over dinner, we heard the hainanese chicken rice stall uncles discussing about butts. i think they didnt know that i actually understand.... they were going on and on about how this girl that works next door has no ass at all. "bo ka sui!!" hahahaha. we had icecream and was about to head to hv when m suddenly went... "ktv swee bo?" and so we landed up at partyworld......

i laughed too much today. my cheeks are aching!

i wanto buy a pair of crocs!!! o_O
they just came up with this new collection. ballet flats. nice! i likey!
and i saw the cutest beige onitsuka tiger flats the other day too!!

i have to stop buying shoes!

taken a couple of weekends ago... kai looks exactly like my bro in law in one of the pictures...
aunty d: kai, u see this picture.. you look exactly like your daddy
kai: eee, i dont want.
bro in law: why look like me very bad is it?

HAHA. talk about being insensitive!!
tash looks like a primary 3/4 kid and not a primary 1 girl. scary balls!